1 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:09,330 This programme contains discriminatory language 2 00:01:17,331 --> 00:01:30,919 The doorman of a nightclub can always pretend that it's lipstick and not blood on his hands. 3 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:33,439 But how did it get there? 4 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:35,959 Let's be economical, not fancy. 5 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:45,030 If he'd smacked some dame across her shiny mouth, he's got both answers in one.' 6 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:52,210 HARMONICA PLAYER PLAYS MELANCHOLY TUNE: "PEG O' MY HEART" 7 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:09,530 HE STARTS PLAYING "DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES" 8 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:16,550 HE RESUMES PLAYING "PEG O' MY HEART" 9 00:02:33,701 --> 00:02:37,719 Gawd bless ya. 10 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:42,039 Gawd bless ya, Guv. Gawd bless ya. 11 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:44,840 < A real gent you are! 12 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:09,270 SUDDENLY WELL-SPOKEN: Ah...jolly well done, old fruit. 13 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:32,560 And so the man went down the hole, 14 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:32,559 like Alice. 15 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:39,039 But there were no bunny rabbits down there. It wasn't that sort of a hole... It was a rat-hole.' 16 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:43,880 I've got you under my skin... 17 00:03:44,681 --> 00:03:49,439 I've got you... 18 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:52,599 Into the rat-hole. Down, down, down. 19 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:55,159 And the one thing you don't do 20 00:03:55,160 --> 00:04:00,750 is to underestimate the rats in residence. 21 00:04:00,751 --> 00:04:09,439 No, sir. The way those creatures gnaw at your soft underbelly can seriously damage your nerves.' 22 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:12,760 I try so, not to give in... 23 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:19,959 Your tea, Mr Tomkey. .. Tea time! 24 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,559 Come along! > 25 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:27,610 Come on. No more nodding-off now! 26 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:32,959 Oh, dear-oh-dear-oh-dear! 27 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:42,030 Can't expect to sleep at night if you do so in the afternoon... Try not to spill it all. 28 00:04:42,061 --> 00:04:48,079 Will you look at that trolley! 29 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:53,559 Look, Reginald. It's stopped again! It's worse than a number 11 bus. 30 00:04:53,560 --> 00:05:01,839 And why has it stopped(?) So that ga-ga old bugger can spill his tea! 31 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:04,839 The tea, Reginald, will be cold. 32 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:09,679 Won't it? What's that, Mr Hall? 33 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:14,840 The TEA! Oh, yeah...it'll be cold. 34 00:05:14,841 --> 00:05:26,599 No, sir. The way those creatures gnaw and nibble can do a lot of damage to your nerves. 35 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:29,439 Full-stop. New paragraph. 36 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:34,119 But there's one thing you've got to admit. Full-stop. 37 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:39,350 A rat always knows where its tail is. 38 00:05:39,351 --> 00:05:46,079 A rat always knows where its tail is. 39 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:50,119 But when Mark Binney went down into Skinskapes, 40 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:59,610 he might just as well never have learned the difference between his tail and his elbow.' 41 00:06:11,531 --> 00:06:22,919 'Evening, sir. What's your poison? What'll it be? Ohhh! 42 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:28,330 Ohhh, God!... Concentrate, concentrate! 43 00:06:28,331 --> 00:06:32,359 What's your poison? What'll it be? 44 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:35,079 Well, company for a start. 45 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:40,439 It's early. You'll have the pick. But of what? 46 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:44,239 The apples on the bough. .. Drink? 47 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:51,570 Scotch and soda. And for the young lady? What? 48 00:06:51,571 --> 00:06:58,759 Hello, sugar. Hello yourself, sugar. What would you like...? 49 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:03,930 Champagne, toots. Ah...yes, of course. 50 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:10,920 Sugar. 51 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:16,320 Toots. 52 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:29,560 Back in time for the tea party. 53 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:33,439 Bed 11... Bed 11. 54 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:36,839 Bed 11 - it's a way up from heaven. 55 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:39,780 There we go. Can you reach? 56 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:45,820 Stand up, hmm? Can't. 57 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:51,950 Bed 11... You're home now. Can't. Can't get up! 58 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:56,960 Let's lock these wheels, then. 59 00:08:18,101 --> 00:08:23,879 Let's get this nightie off, then. 60 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:32,839 Draw the curtains. We're all boys in here.Draw the bloody curtains! 61 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:34,760 Ras! 62 00:08:36,611 --> 00:08:46,239 Enough to put you off your bread and jam. 63 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:48,439 Poor sod! 64 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:51,119 We all suffer, Reginald. 65 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:58,599 Some of us choose not to show it, that's all. .. That's why we're penalised! 66 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:02,840 PORTER: 67 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:02,839 You OK? Want any help? 68 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:05,440 Are you OK? 69 00:09:15,811 --> 00:09:25,879 "Enough to put you off your bread and jam." 70 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:28,519 Sugar. 71 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:31,199 "Poor sod." 72 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,559 Toots. 73 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:36,360 "Ras", man. 74 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:47,560 I've...got...you... under...my...SKIN. 75 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:53,480 DEEP...in...the...HEART. .. of...ME. 76 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:57,639 Bastards! 77 00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:00,359 I'll wipe you out! 78 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:03,119 Don't you know who I am? 79 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:05,720 I'm the... 80 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,440 I'm the Singing Detective. 81 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:28,260 Right. 82 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:34,079 Come on. 83 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:37,639 Come on... Oh, God! 84 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:41,080 Come on... Come on. 85 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:47,480 Jesus! Help me. 86 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:59,480 Tea, Ali? 87 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:59,480 Tea. No bread, no cake. Tea! 88 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:59,479 Please! 89 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:04,200 Tea. No bread, no cake. Tea! 90 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:04,200 Please! 91 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:04,199 What? 92 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:09,920 I'll have PLEASE, 93 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:09,920 thank you very much. 94 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:09,919 Tea, thank you very much. 95 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,679 Tea, PLEASE! 96 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:15,999 Tea, PLEASE(!) 97 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:20,560 Thank you very much. 98 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:20,560 There's a good chap. 99 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:29,530 Tea. No bloody bread, no bloody cake. Tea! 100 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:34,359 Mr... Mr Marlow...! 101 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,839 What are we trying to do(?) 102 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:39,479 We must stop doing this. 103 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:47,159 Why is it, when your health goes, the medical profession assumes you've also lost your mind?! 104 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:50,220 Now, we'll have none of that. 105 00:11:50,221 --> 00:11:57,399 Now, what were you trying to do? Rather silly-billy of us, wasn't it? 106 00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:03,080 I was getting my pyjama top. 107 00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:03,080 My sodding, buggering. .. Mr Marlow! 108 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:10,210 I want my ickle jacket, please. I want my closie-wosies. 109 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:13,140 Really(?) 110 00:12:14,281 --> 00:12:18,119 Ahhh... 111 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:21,840 Ahhh! 112 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:21,839 < You're not helping me much. 113 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:25,679 Reginald, are we just going to accept it? 114 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:31,639 What? What I'm talking about is JUSTICE... Justice, Reginald. 115 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:38,559 Yeah. Cold tea never did anybody any harm. At least, I don't bloody well suppose so. 116 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:44,839 But INJUSTICE is another matter. Injustice eats your insides out! 117 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:49,920 Tea-time! 118 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:49,919 It should be us every other time. 119 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,559 God, she's ugly! 120 00:12:52,560 --> 00:13:00,319 Don't you think she's one of the ugliest, meanest, nastiest BITCHES ever to walk the Earth, eh? 121 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:02,319 Eh? What? 122 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:06,639 Why don't you move your bed? What for? 123 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:11,159 Move next to that bloody Paki! No, thanks! 124 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:14,999 Well, you're no bloody company, are you?! 125 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:19,159 Always got your snout in a book! It's a nose! 126 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:22,039 And it's always stuck in a book! 127 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:25,519 I might as well be in a desert. 128 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:30,519 Living hell, that's what this is. A living hell! 129 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:33,959 Ready for our cup of tea, Mr Hall? 130 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:39,079 Ooh, that'd be nice, Staff Nurse. Thank you. Ooh, cakey! 131 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:43,160 He says you should come here first. 132 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:43,159 What? 133 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:47,439 No, no, no, no! Just a little repartee. 134 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:51,360 < Mr Hall wants it seen to. 135 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:51,359 Shut up. 136 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:54,679 Our tea's cold or stewed to buggery! 137 00:13:54,680 --> 00:14:02,910 Language, Mr Dibbs! But very welcome you are, Miss, in THIS bed. 138 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:10,760 REGINALD'S LAUGHTER ECHOES 139 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:18,410 'I'm not a tart. But a girl's got to live, ain't she? 140 00:14:41,991 --> 00:14:52,159 'Hello, sugar. Hello yourself, sugar. 141 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:58,079 'What would you like? Champagne, toots. Yes, of course. 142 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,759 'Of course. 143 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:03,320 'Of course.' 144 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,400 A-a-a-o-w. 145 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:23,280 Oh, God! 146 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:29,880 Cigarette. I want a cigarette. 147 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:34,959 Cigarette, sugar. ..toots. 148 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:38,640 (Faggy- waggy, Nursey.) 149 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,399 Ali. 150 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:45,599 Ali! What do you want? 151 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:49,959 Get my cigarettes for me, will you? Please. 152 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:52,799 What?! Say PLEASE, not WHAT. 153 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:58,559 I won't have WHAT, thank you very much. Christ! No cigarettes. 154 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:03,839 All right, then. Please, PLEASE. .. You bastard. 155 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:09,479 Doctor say, if something wrong HERE and you bloody smoking cigarettes, 156 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:13,799 there is something wrong HERE too! No cigarettes. 157 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:17,359 That's you heart patients, nig-nog! 158 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:20,879 I'm skin, Ali, SKIN! 159 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:25,080 I must stay in bed. 160 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:28,920 Doctor say, "Stay in bed, nig-nog!" 161 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:37,879 Fool... HE said that?! Doctor said THAT? 162 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:42,599 I've seen you padding about, you sly old sod. 163 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:48,519 Talking to Allah or somebody. Bloody God, no.Oh, look, Ali... 164 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:54,950 Don't be a hypocrite. I need a fag. Love your little brown chops. 165 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:58,560 OK, OK. .. Bloody dog, ME. 166 00:16:58,561 --> 00:17:05,839 They keep putting them in my locker. 167 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:13,239 Like all morons with a mania for order, they put everything you want where you can't get it. 168 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:17,479 Do you know how many O-Levels you have to fail to be a nurse? 169 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:21,719 Ah, blessings on your head. 170 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:27,670 No bloody flint. Conviction. Do it with conviction! 171 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:34,159 Oh, my God!Turn it down! The wheel. The little wheel, Ali. 172 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:40,839 Good.I can see the headlines - "Another Asian Burnt To Death." 173 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:46,239 No, that sort of thing doesn't make the headlines any more. 174 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:52,610 Not now the National Front are investing in tandoori ovens. 175 00:17:52,611 --> 00:17:55,399 Good? 176 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:58,839 Good? ! It's bloody marvellous. 177 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:07,319 All my hopes and desires, fondest aspirations, have finally been reduced to their true dimensions. 178 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:11,999 Yes. Your lungs. Filled with blue smoke, Ali. 179 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:15,180 See the way it coils and drifts. 180 00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:18,799 Just like every human hope. 181 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,679 Yes, yes, very bloody wise. 182 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:29,399 I used to think that all I wanted was the respect of honourable men and the love of beautiful women. 183 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:35,479 Now I know for sure that all I want is a cigarette. One more cigarette. 184 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:43,399 Poison. It's poison!One thing about this place - it strips away the unimportant stuff like skin, 185 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:48,559 like love, like loyalty, like passion and belief... Oh! 186 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:54,150 I know I'm boring, but surely not that much! 187 00:18:56,041 --> 00:19:00,239 Were you out of bed? 188 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:05,040 Excuse me! 189 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:05,040 I said, were you out of bed?! 190 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:05,039 No, Dr Finlay, sir. 191 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:12,559 Oh, yes, you WERE. What have I told you? ! What is the point. ..? It's MY fault! Oh? 192 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,799 I asked him to get me a cigarette. 193 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:22,519 Well, you shouldn't! In any case, you shouldn't be smoking. 194 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:25,319 You're not MY doctor! (Thank God.) 195 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:32,599 Don't encourage this man to get out of bed. You're being selfish! Now, listen...! 196 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:35,999 You're risking HIS health! What?! 197 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:43,119 If he has another heart attack, YOU'll be responsible. It'll be one less, then! What? 198 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:46,759 Immigrant, sunshine! 199 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:50,199 Is this fellow giving you trouble? 200 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:53,719 Yes, sir. He is, Doctor, please. 201 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:58,920 Has he been making offensive remarks 202 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:58,920 about your origins? 203 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:58,919 Origins...? 204 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:03,280 Your race or... 205 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:03,280 Sorry? 206 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:03,279 Your RACE! 207 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:06,580 Go on, tell him. ..you brown bugger! 208 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:13,040 BEEPER SOUNDS 209 00:20:13,041 --> 00:20:23,439 Jumped-up little snot! You get out of bed if you want to, Ali. 210 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:29,279 No.Well, why not? Why endure one moment more than you have to? 211 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:38,890 Get out of bed. Jump up and down! And then hold a pillow over my face and we'll both go together. 212 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,999 At first...comma... 213 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:56,679 ..the only sound is the slap, hyphen, slap of water against the boat, comma, 214 00:20:56,680 --> 00:21:01,759 which has its engine switched off. Double-space. 215 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:06,279 The other, comma, natural noises increase 216 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:11,919 as the naked, drowned body of a beautiful woman 217 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:17,119 is pulled out... What are you talking about? 218 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:22,239 I had on my best pyjamas. The ones with red stripes 219 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:27,959 I was all dressed up. $1 million was about to call. I was ready. 220 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:30,799 High temperature again, have we? 221 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:38,639 She made me feel like a tulip in the dry season when the first raindrops smacked into it. 222 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:44,279 I opened up. Boy, was I green. .. or do I mean WET? Oh, I see. 223 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:52,160 Your eyes are not for seeing, 224 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:52,160 Nurse Mills. They're for being 225 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:52,159 looked at. Oh, we're talking today! 226 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,599 What d'you mean? 227 00:21:54,600 --> 00:22:02,359 According to a report, you didn't say one word yesterday. And that's not the first time.ME?! Yes, YOU. 228 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:05,759 They put THAT on a report?! 229 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:08,519 Oh, YES. 230 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:11,919 Is that why they... ? Go on, ask. 231 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:15,559 Is that why they think I'm loopy? 232 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:19,679 No! What, then? Depressed. 233 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:27,439 Anti-depressants: brain-drainers. Those head-mashers! Is that why they try to make me swallow them? 234 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:30,719 Well... I'm not taking those things! 235 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:36,790 I've got to think. If I don't, I'll never get out of here... 236 00:22:36,791 --> 00:22:39,239 Are you going to grease me? 237 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:44,470 If you're ready. Ready as a back-axle. 238 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:48,279 Nurse... Nurse. 239 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:52,479 Yes, Mr Hall? (Could you come here?) 240 00:22:52,480 --> 00:23:00,050 No. Tell me! (Nurse, please! Could you come here?) 241 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:08,050 You're going to wear us all out, Mr Hall... Now, what is it? 242 00:23:08,051 --> 00:23:13,759 I need the "you know" very badly. 243 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,279 Sorry. The, eh... 244 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:22,519 The contraption. What contraption? I want to have a tuppence. 245 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:28,230 Reginald, would you get a bed-pan for Mr Hall! 246 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,980 Got the shits again, have you, pop? 247 00:23:34,871 --> 00:23:43,399 A bit like being in a tent in here, isn't it? 248 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:49,530 With all the curtains shut. Yeah, and desert all around. 249 00:23:49,531 --> 00:23:54,959 Shall we do the top or the bottom half first? I don't mind. 250 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:58,839 Can you get your own pyjamas off? No. 251 00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:02,140 All right, I'll start down below. 252 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:09,260 Right, let's get these trousers off! 253 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:19,120 I'll try not to hurt. .. Up you come! 254 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,960 Thanks. 255 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,140 That's all right. .. Relax. 256 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:40,920 We can start now. 257 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:55,399 Oh cock, do not crow. 258 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:58,760 Poor cock, do not stir.' 259 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,880 I'll be as gentle as I can. 260 00:25:03,881 --> 00:25:14,159 Think of something boring. Something very, very boring. 261 00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:19,679 A speech. A speech by Ted Heath... A sentence from Bernard Levin... 262 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:22,839 A quiz by Christopher Booker... 263 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:28,239 Think boring! A Welsh choir... Everything in Punch... Oh!' 264 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:31,719 Oh! Oh, you poor thing. 265 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:36,439 Wage rates in Peru, James Joyce, the dog in Blue Peter, 266 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:42,359 Brian Clough, and especially James - Henry AND Clive, 267 00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:48,719 Australian barmen, ecologists... Think, think... Guardian woman's page, 268 00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:51,399 the Bible... 269 00:25:51,400 --> 00:26:00,890 Oh, God! Readers Digest... No! Bible psalms. Song of Solomon: "Thy breasts are like..." No, no. 270 00:26:00,891 --> 00:26:02,639 Ahhhh...cheeee! 271 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:07,999 Sorry. Was that too hard? > Too hard? Yes. 272 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,919 It's like iodine in a cut. 273 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,479 Sorry. It's worst of all here, 274 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:21,599 just inside your thighs. I'm being as gentle as I can. It's not your fault. 275 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:27,670 I shall have to lift your penis now to grease around it. 276 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:41,120 Hu-u-u-u-n... 277 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:53,400 But when the sweet-talkin's done, 278 00:26:53,401 --> 00:27:00,039 A man is a two-face, A worrisome thing... 279 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:05,599 Carlota's a real corker, ain't she? I mean, genuinely artistic. 280 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:10,839 Top hole. And it's right, too. What a girl SHOULD be told. 281 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,119 I'm sorry? 282 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:18,199 Well, a guy can get very excited. You're telling ME. 283 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:24,439 You'll promise the Earth... You're not eating, Amanda. 284 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:32,439 Well, one can only consume so much. Where DO they get REAL steak? I haven't seen meat like this 285 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,559 since before the War. 286 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:41,239 Six long years of spam! You ask no questions, I'll tell you no lies. 287 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:44,320 Is it legal, or is it horse? 288 00:27:44,321 --> 00:27:48,799 What's up? color="00ffff I need the Gents. 289 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:53,999 Now?! Well, she's nearly done, and I've heard the song. 290 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:59,679 Know where it is, sugar? I'll find it...toots. 291 00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:05,839 . .in the ni-i-i-ght! 292 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:09,400 APPLAUSE 293 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:17,990 I shall have to lift your penis now to grease around it. 294 00:28:28,731 --> 00:28:37,479 I'm sorry, Nurse. I do beg your pardon. 295 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:43,559 It's the one part of me that still sort of functions right. I'm sorry. 296 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:46,479 No, it's all right. I understand. 297 00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:49,720 It seems to have a will of its own. 298 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:57,910 We don't need to talk about it, do we?No. 299 00:29:01,001 --> 00:29:06,159 How long have you had this? 300 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,159 20...30 years. 301 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:12,999 As bad as this?No. It's at its peak now, almost. 302 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:20,519 I'm starting to lose control of my body temperature. I keep going over the top. Yes(!) 303 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:25,919 I think I tend to hallucinate a bit. Mmm, that happens. 304 00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:35,410 I thought there was a cat in bed this morning. IN it, not ON it. Chewing off my toes, one by one. 305 00:29:35,411 --> 00:29:40,359 Ahh! I'm trying not to hurt you. 306 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:47,319 Sometimes... Sometimes these hallucinations are better than the real thing. 307 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:53,750 People can sing in them, or dance. I don't mind. I like pictures. 308 00:29:53,751 --> 00:29:58,919 You write detective stories, don't you? 309 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,879 Who told you? Oh, a little bird. 310 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:06,199 Wrong. I USED to write them! Hey... 311 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:10,079 Got to work. Sorry? I've got to work! 312 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,839 A man's got to work. I'VE got to! 313 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:15,940 Hey, now... 314 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:24,250 My mother should never have called me Philip with a name like Marlow! 315 00:30:24,251 --> 00:30:28,639 No E on the end, but it sounds the same. Same as what? 316 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:34,199 Philip Marlowe. You've heard of him, surely? 317 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,679 Christ almighty! 318 00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:41,959 What else could I have done except write detective stories? 319 00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:45,559 She should've called me Christopher. 320 00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:51,090 I don't suppose you've heard of him either. 321 00:30:58,201 --> 00:31:01,839 This way? 322 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,600 Thank you. 323 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:55,190 Sorry, ladies! I'm looking for the Gents. Yes(!) 324 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:47,330 FAINT STRAINS OF "DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES" PLAYED ON HARMONICA 325 00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,999 'Gawd bless ya, Guv! 326 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,880 'A real gent you are.' 327 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,520 Goodbye, old fruit. 328 00:33:08,341 --> 00:33:12,999 Why is it so hot? 329 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,919 On the... 330 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:18,719 On the sunny... 331 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:22,800 On the sunny side of the street 332 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,519 Grab your coat... 333 00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:30,359 . .and grab your hat... 334 00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:36,430 THE BAND ARE PLAYING "ON THE SUNNY SIDE OF THE STREET" 335 00:33:57,741 --> 00:34:02,359 Find it all right? 336 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,119 Eh, yes. Yes, I found it all right. 337 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:09,079 What's up, sugar? color="00ffff It's hot in here. 338 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:14,159 The heat! color="00ffffI feel as if I'm burning up. 339 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,959 God, you're dripping! 340 00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:21,479 That shows a passionate nature, sugar. 341 00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:25,399 What about YOU? You seem very cool. 342 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:28,600 Ooh, only when I'm upright. 343 00:34:28,601 --> 00:34:43,119 Not ANOTHER bottle! You must keep coughing up in here if you want my company, toots. Ain't I worth it? 344 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:48,039 No need to drink it, though. What, at 2-10s a bottle?! 345 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:53,679 Mark... It IS Mark? As in the 2nd Gospel. What? Never mind. 346 00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:56,800 Mark, this is my friend Sonia. 347 00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,880 Hello. 348 00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:04,759 Sonia likes a tip, Mark. 349 00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,560 Oh. 350 00:35:12,321 --> 00:35:16,359 Thank you. 351 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:21,479 Let's hope I get something back for this. 352 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:27,070 That all depends, don't it, sugar? On what? 353 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,520 On what you mean. 354 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:42,570 I'm sorry... It's still awfully hot in here. Why am I so hot? 355 00:35:48,581 --> 00:35:51,039 WOMAN YELLING: 356 00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:52,999 'Philip! 357 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,079 'Philip! PHILIP!' 358 00:35:56,080 --> 00:36:02,040 NOISE OF UNDERGROUND TRAIN COMING TO A HALT 359 00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:13,880 Hot. 360 00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:16,640 Hot. 361 00:36:17,021 --> 00:36:21,159 Why's it so hot?' 362 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:27,590 SUDDEN BREAK INTO HANDEL'S "THE ENTRY OF THE QUEEN OF SHEBA" 363 00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:30,900 'Morning! 364 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,740 Good morning. 365 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:58,680 Good morning! 366 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:58,680 You are Mr...? 367 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:58,679 Marlow, sir. 368 00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,479 Of course. How are you feeling? 369 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:05,359 Eh...not very... 370 00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:09,640 Inflamed. 371 00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:09,640 High temperature. 372 00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:09,639 Arthrosis. 373 00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:13,639 How long have you had psoriatic arthropathy? 374 00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:16,039 Em...20... 375 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:20,920 25 years. 376 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:20,920 How much movement 377 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:20,919 in the joints? 378 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:24,519 He's had injections in his toes. 379 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:30,120 Tootsie- wootsies, sir. 380 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:30,120 Prednisone 381 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:30,119 and Prednisolone, orally. 382 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:34,639 With Betnovate and Dermovate under dressings. 383 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:42,159 Well, you can see the damage. Latterly, with such occlusions one might describe it as... 384 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,679 Iatrogenic. 385 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:47,359 History? 386 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:53,560 Em, pretty usual 387 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:53,560 sequence of events... 388 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:53,559 Precise! Be precise! 389 00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:59,839 Cool tar, then gold injections. .. Indomethocine not successful. 390 00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:04,279 The short courses - Prednisolone, lengthening. 391 00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:08,560 After positive 392 00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:08,560 liver biopsies... 393 00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:08,559 Vomiting. 394 00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:11,920 Em...vomiting. 395 00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:11,919 Finally withdrawn. 396 00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:15,280 Ten years of occlusive dressings... 397 00:38:15,281 --> 00:38:19,079 Razoxane. Also Cytotoxic. > 398 00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:22,800 Which induced neutropenia... 399 00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,959 Mmmm... 400 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:34,679 Yes, I've seen cases as bad as this in Baltimore. 401 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:39,159 What will you do? One of the retinoids? 402 00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:45,640 Mmmm... 403 00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:45,640 I would've said so. 404 00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:45,639 Worth a try. 405 00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:48,519 Excuse me... 406 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:53,639 Any odd thoughts in the brain-box, old chap? 407 00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:55,319 Em... 408 00:38:55,320 --> 00:39:02,520 On Tuesday, he said that 409 00:38:55,320 --> 00:39:02,520 a cat was chewing his feet, eh? 410 00:38:55,320 --> 00:39:02,519 Yes, a cat attacking his toes. 411 00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:07,320 Tootsie- wootsies, eh? 412 00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:07,319 No cats in a ward in this country. 413 00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,919 Quite so, quite so. 414 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:15,839 There's one other drug that might be some help, Mr...? 415 00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:23,950 Marlow. How do you feel about trying one of the new retinoids? 416 00:39:23,951 --> 00:39:26,799 Do you understand the question? 417 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,079 Eh. .. No, I don't think so. 418 00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:32,559 Would you like to try a new...? 419 00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:35,359 I don't understand the question 420 00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:42,279 because I've regressed into a kind of dependency normally associated with infancy. 421 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:48,360 What?! 422 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:48,360 It's like being back 423 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:48,359 in my bloody pram... 424 00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:51,959 poked and drooled over by cretins! 425 00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,119 Mr Marlow! 426 00:39:54,120 --> 00:40:00,600 Escaped loonies. They thought they were doctors and nurses! 427 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:09,359 Ohhh...very good. 428 00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:13,519 Tell me, what do you do for a living, Mr...? 429 00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:17,999 Forgive me. What USED you to do to earn a crust? 430 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,679 I'm an author. 431 00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:26,279 I didn't realise. Detective stories. How interesting! 432 00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:29,599 Will you PLEASE LISTEN to me! 433 00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:33,560 LISTEN to me! 434 00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:33,559 Well...what is it? 435 00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:37,679 I can't talk to you lying flat out like this. 436 00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,920 Can you prop me up a bit, PLEASE? 437 00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:49,400 Ahhhhh! 438 00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:54,039 Thank you. 439 00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,879 What is it you wish to say? 440 00:40:56,880 --> 00:41:00,119 I. .. I just think that... 441 00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:03,039 Listen. Just listen to me. 442 00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:06,439 I've reached the end. Of what? 443 00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:10,879 My tether! Oh, hush now! 444 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:15,799 I'd like... Christ, I'd like to get out of here. 445 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:20,799 I can't stand... I truly cannot stand it! 446 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:24,239 I can't. ..get on top of it! 447 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:27,079 I can't see clear of it! 448 00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:31,680 I can't. ..find my way through it! 449 00:41:31,681 --> 00:41:39,839 And if I don't tell someone, if I don't admit it, I'll never, NEVER beat it! 450 00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:42,760 I'll never, NEVER. ..! 451 00:41:46,001 --> 00:41:49,959 Oh, tears. 452 00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:54,839 Even bloody tears! Oh, I'm sorry. 453 00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:57,959 I'm sorry. The SHAME of this! 454 00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:04,210 Even tears, oozing bloody tears, hurt the skin on my face... 455 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:10,400 Laugh? ! It hurts my jaw! 456 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:14,359 God... 457 00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:23,010 Talk about the Book of Job(!) I'm a prisoner inside my own skin and bones... 458 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:29,840 Librium. 459 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:29,840 Valium. 460 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:29,839 Anti-depressants. 461 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:33,160 And a barbiturate? 462 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:33,159 Barbiturate! 463 00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:36,000 Anti-depressants. 464 00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:36,000 Valium. 465 00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:35,999 Librium. 466 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,359 Ezekiel cried - Dem dry bones! 467 00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:42,079 Ezekiel cried - Dem dry bones! 468 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:47,599 Ezekiel cried - Dem dry bones! Now hear de word of de Lord. 469 00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:50,359 Ezekiel connected dem dry bones, 470 00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:53,199 Ezekiel connected dem dry bones, 471 00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:58,679 Ezekiel connected dem dry bones, Now hear de word of de Lord. 472 00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:01,319 Toe bone connected to foot bone, 473 00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:04,039 Foot bone connected to heel bone, 474 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,719 Heel bone connected to ankle bone, 475 00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:09,759 Ankle bone connected to leg bone, 476 00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:12,399 Leg bone connected to knee bone, 477 00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:15,039 Knee bone connected to thigh bone, 478 00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:17,639 Thigh bone connected to hip bone, 479 00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:22,919 Hip bone connected to back bone, Back bone connected to shoulder bone 480 00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:26,119 Shoulder bone connected to neck bone, 481 00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:28,879 Neck bone connected to head bone, 482 00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,039 Now hear de word of de Lord! 483 00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:35,239 Dem bones, dem bones gonna walk around! 484 00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:38,959 Dem bones, dem bones, gonna walk around! 485 00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,359 Now hear de word of de Lord! 486 00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:46,119 Disconnect dem bones, dem dry bones 487 00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:49,759 Disconnect dem bones, dem dry bones 488 00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,559 Now hear de word of de Lord! 489 00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:55,319 Head bone. ..neck bone, 490 00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:57,999 Neck bone. ..shoulder bone, 491 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,719 Shoulder bone. ..back bone, 492 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:03,359 Back bone. ..hip bone, 493 00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,959 Hip bone. ..thigh bone, 494 00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:08,879 Thigh bone. ..knee bone, 495 00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:12,119 Knee bone. ..leg bone... 496 00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:14,280 'Philip! 497 00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:20,360 'Philip! Come back!' 498 00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:24,639 Now hear de word of de Lord! 499 00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:27,879 Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones, 500 00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:31,159 Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones, 501 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:34,719 Now hear de word of de Lord... 502 00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:38,600 O-o-o-o-o-o-h! 503 00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:38,599 Yes, Lord? 504 00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:43,560 Ahhhhhh-lay-loooyah! 505 00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:43,559 Aaaaaaaayyyy-men! 506 00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:47,439 Now hear de word of de Lord !! 507 00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:51,280 LOUD APPLAUSE 508 00:44:51,281 --> 00:44:57,359 Would you like to see the padre? Would that help? 509 00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:01,800 Or a psychiatrist? 510 00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:01,800 Yes, looks like it to ME. 511 00:45:01,801 --> 00:45:09,319 Good day to you. Keep your pecker up, old chap. 512 00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:13,119 SOUND OF BIRDS CHIRPING 513 00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:18,120 MAN'S VOICE: 514 00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:18,119 'Philip! Come on, old buddy! 515 00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:21,160 'Where bist, Philip? 516 00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:27,520 'Philip! Come down, old buddy! 517 00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,720 'Philip!' 518 00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:42,719 (Hey... Hey! 519 00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:44,879 (Hey!) 520 00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:48,439 Hey. Sorry. What? 521 00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:51,879 At seven you go. What? 522 00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:58,159 Go out.Oh, for Christ's sake, Ali! Out! Out of this bloody place! 523 00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:02,999 Where to? There's no place else to go. Besides, I like it here. 524 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:06,399 I've decided I'm going to stay. 525 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:13,279 Oh, shut up! You've forgotten what it's like out there... Listen. 526 00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:16,460 Listen. It's not safe out there. 527 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,479 They chew each other up out there. 528 00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:27,119 Get me one of my cigarettes, would you, Ali? There's a pal. 529 00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:29,880 Ali. 530 00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:33,560 Ali! 531 00:46:33,561 --> 00:46:37,639 Oh, I want a cigarette. 532 00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:42,719 There's nothing I can think of which I want more. 533 00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:44,639 Ali! 534 00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:47,599 A smoke. 535 00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:51,159 A length of ash slowly building. 536 00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:55,440 FAINT JAZZ MUSIC 537 00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:55,439 A tube of delights. 538 00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:58,200 Oh, blessed nicotine. 539 00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:02,760 Hot. 540 00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:06,580 Why's it so hot in here? 541 00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:11,199 "Gawd, you're drippin'. 542 00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:16,670 "That shows a passionate nature, sugar." 543 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,719 I'm not a tart. 544 00:47:41,720 --> 00:47:44,639 But a girl's got to live, ain't she? 545 00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:47,959 Put a figure on it. A round one? 546 00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:52,279 A round one what? A nice round figure. 547 00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:56,679 10. Oh, hard ones is better, sugar. 548 00:47:56,680 --> 00:48:01,079 Sorry? 15, sugar. This is a very expensive evening. 549 00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:05,039 I'm not being greedy. It's not for lickle ME. 550 00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:09,119 Who's it for, then - your sick mother? 551 00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:14,639 I had thought you was a nice guy. I thought this was going to be nice. 552 00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:20,279 I'm used to pigs at the trough, but I thought this... All right, 15. 553 00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:23,280 Let's hope you're worth it. 554 00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,919 Oh, I'm good. 555 00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:30,120 I'm very. ..very...wizard. 556 00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:36,530 It's about the only thing I AM good at...BED. 557 00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:41,679 Mark, this is my friend Sonia. 558 00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:43,880 Hello. 559 00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:49,400 Well, let's hope I get... 560 00:48:49,401 --> 00:48:56,399 Let's hope I get... Something back? Well... 561 00:48:56,400 --> 00:49:00,600 We can't leave 562 00:48:56,400 --> 00:49:00,600 with customers. 563 00:48:56,400 --> 00:49:00,599 No. 564 00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:04,559 Sonia don't talk much. Why should she? 565 00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:07,799 She came from Russia six months ago. 566 00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:12,970 Where in Russia, Sonia? Leningrad. 567 00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:19,479 THEY CONVERSE IN RUSSIAN 568 00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:22,079 What are you two jabbering? 569 00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:24,919 Your Russian is not bad... 570 00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:30,399 ..is not good. It's a long time since I've had a chance to use it. 571 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:34,159 They let you buy drink for Sonia. 572 00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:44,430 They? I get commission. color="00ffffWhat do I get? 573 00:49:45,861 --> 00:49:49,599 Guess. 574 00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:53,279 CONSULTANT: 'Would you like to see the padre? 575 00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:57,280 'Would that help? 576 00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:57,280 Or a psychiatrist?' 577 00:49:57,281 --> 00:50:06,599 'What do I get? 578 00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:08,840 'Guess.' 579 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:46,280 'Would you like to see the padre? 580 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:46,280 Would that help? 581 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:46,279 Or a psychiatrist? 582 00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:48,520 Perhaps.' 583 00:51:02,061 --> 00:51:07,679 The Captain is asleep. 584 00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:13,319 We are drifting off, unanchored, into the dark. 585 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:17,799 We are lost. All of us...lost.' 586 00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:21,600 Stop it. Bloody rubbish. 587 00:51:32,581 --> 00:51:40,159 Mabel... What's going on? 588 00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:45,279 Ooh! What're you doing? Where've you been, Mabel?What?! 589 00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:48,479 Get off! Where've you been? > 590 00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:51,679 Ahh! Come on, Mabel. > 591 00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:55,639 Where've you been, Mabel, eh? Get off! 592 00:51:55,640 --> 00:52:01,039 What's going on?! Stop that! Stay in your own beds! 593 00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:04,239 NURSE! Ooh, you naughty boys! 594 00:52:04,240 --> 00:52:08,280 Help me! 595 00:52:04,240 --> 00:52:08,279 THE NURSE LAUGHS 596 00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:11,639 Get off! You dirty old devil! 597 00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:14,879 Nurse! NURSE! 598 00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:17,479 Oh, God! NURSE! 599 00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:20,199 Nurse! NURSE! 600 00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:24,240 Aaahhh! 601 00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:24,240 LOUD LAUGHTER 602 00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:31,599 Bloody beds! 603 00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:37,130 THE NURSE'S LAUGHTER INCREASES IN VOLUME 604 00:52:37,131 --> 00:52:42,159 It was cold waiting for Amanda to come out. 605 00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:47,679 The air was like an Eskimo's mother-in-law...bitter and icy. 606 00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:54,520 But not as icy 607 00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:54,520 as the double-crossing heart 608 00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:54,519 which beat under his cashmere coat. 609 00:52:54,520 --> 00:53:00,439 He intended to warm himself on her over-priced flesh. 610 00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:05,679 Work AND pleasure, and a kiss before you die. Binney stared... 611 00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:11,599 He did not expect to see them together. What was cooking?' 612 00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:16,239 Hello, sugar. Ain't you got a taxi yet? 613 00:53:16,240 --> 00:53:21,119 None around. It IS 3:30am. Oh, there'll be one. 614 00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:26,710 There's always a taxi. > My momma done told me. 615 00:53:26,711 --> 00:53:32,759 I see. A magician, are you? A wizard. I told you. 616 00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:39,520 Are you...? Oh, you don't mind 617 00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:39,520 if we give my friend a lift, do you? 618 00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:39,520 Well... 619 00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:45,999 Where to, Guv? 620 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:49,560 Shall we drop you off first, Sonia? 621 00:53:49,911 --> 00:54:01,639 He wondered whether Amanda was as dumb as she sounded. 622 00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:07,599 But you couldn't tell what a dame like that was up to.' Mr Marlow... 623 00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:12,039 How are we?I'M not well. I don't know about HIM. 624 00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:17,399 Sorry?Or perhaps you mean YOU. I don't follow. 625 00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:20,239 You said "How are WE ?" WE! 626 00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:24,639 I wondered who the others... A manner of speaking. 627 00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:27,159 And a very tedious one! 628 00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:31,919 Not feeling too great? That's not surprising. 629 00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:39,760 You're going through a tough time. 630 00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:39,760 Look, I'm impressed by your 631 00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:39,759 astonishing powers of deduction... 632 00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:45,959 Now, now...But I am trying to do some work. Work?! What do you mean? 633 00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:48,759 Do you think writing isn't work? 634 00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:53,879 No, of course not. Or do you think it consists solely 635 00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:59,519 of putting words on a page without thought, without planning - 636 00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:01,999 as if I were a Sunday Times journalist? 637 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:06,319 Ah. I see what you mean. DO you now(?) 638 00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:11,879 It must be ticklish to work out a plot in a detective story. 639 00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:15,239 I suppose you have to scatter clues. 640 00:55:15,240 --> 00:55:19,919 Like throwing grit to the hens. I should like to read one of your... 641 00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:26,319 All out of print! The hens wouldn't lay, the cock wouldn't crow. 642 00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:29,039 I see. 643 00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:34,330 For Christ's sake. For CHRIST'S SAKE! 644 00:55:36,240 --> 00:55:38,759 Mr Marlow... 645 00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:44,919 Do you think you have the right attitude towards your illness? 646 00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:52,559 Do YOU? That is the interesting question - YOUR attitude! Partly, YES. But you should... 647 00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:57,119 Will I ever be free of it? Well, now... 648 00:55:57,120 --> 00:56:02,890 Will I be able to move properly. .. hold a pen again? 649 00:56:02,891 --> 00:56:09,039 Tell me that. Forget the blather. I can get THAT from a doctor, Doctor. 650 00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:16,239 You speak as though someone else was responsible for your condition. But no-one IS. 651 00:56:16,240 --> 00:56:19,279 Or at least, IF anyone is, 652 00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:24,079 then that cannot be anyone other than yourself. 653 00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:29,479 What are you talking about? It's not YOUR job to be cryptic. 654 00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:35,119 I have seen patients who are as bad, sometimes worse, than you are. 655 00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:41,239 But none of them reacts in the way YOU do, with such aggression... 656 00:56:41,240 --> 00:56:48,360 What do they do - sing madrigals? 657 00:56:41,240 --> 00:56:48,360 They don't behave 658 00:56:41,240 --> 00:56:48,359 as if they've fallen into a sewer! 659 00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:52,999 Are you trying to tell me to take the tranquillizers? 660 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:56,959 Or is it a deodorant you've got in mind? 661 00:56:56,960 --> 00:57:02,799 I think you should take them, the tranquillizers.No, I won't! 662 00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:09,199 That's up to you. No- one's going to ram them down your throat. 663 00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:12,319 But where will you find equanimity? 664 00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:14,919 What?! 665 00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:22,879 I know it's always an embarrassing question. .. but what do you believe in? 666 00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:26,959 Malthusianism. Come again? 667 00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:33,639 Malthus. Compulsory de-population by infanticide, suicide, genocide, or whatever. 668 00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:38,279 AIDS, for example. Why should queers be so special? 669 00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:40,479 I see. 670 00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:46,159 I also believe in cigarettes, cholesterol, alcohol, masturbation, 671 00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:50,879 the Arts Council, nuclear weapons, the Daily Telegraph, 672 00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:53,799 and not labelling fatal poisons. 673 00:57:53,800 --> 00:58:03,110 But most of all, I believe in the one thing that CAN come out of people's mouths...vomit! 674 00:58:03,111 --> 00:58:09,239 I want you to think carefully about what I'm going to say. 675 00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:13,599 There's a very good man here. .. very alert, 676 00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:18,559 and sympathetic. I'd like you to talk to him. 677 00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:25,479 Alert and what? Who is he? He'll get himself struck off! A Dr Gibbon. 678 00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:32,959 Doctor of what? Skin? Joints? Monkeys? The decline and fall of the Roman Empire? 679 00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:35,799 Why is he "alert and sympathetic"? 680 00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:38,519 He's a... 681 00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:41,359 Well, he's a psychotherapist. 682 00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:46,710 You'd get on well with him. Get stuffed! 683 00:58:46,711 --> 00:58:52,839 You are out of order! I will not be spoken to in this manner! 684 00:58:52,840 --> 00:58:58,359 Then eff you see off, sir! I WILL speak to you again! 685 00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:01,000 Good afternoon. 686 00:59:01,001 --> 00:59:03,999 Hey! 687 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:07,519 Hey... Hey! 688 00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:12,599 What do YOU want? How are things in Glocca Morra? 689 00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:18,159 He say when you go? Christ almighty, where to - Handsworth? 690 00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:22,399 Didn't he say when? When you go out? 691 00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:28,399 We're never getting out, Ali. This is our home on the range. 692 00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:30,639 Well, the hot-plate, anyway. 693 00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:33,239 Don't talk rubbish. 694 00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:36,279 We are... We ARE. 695 00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:39,519 Any bloody time now. 696 00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:43,719 Yeah, we will. One day. 697 00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:49,430 Arm in arm together, eh? Like Alcock and Brown. 698 00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:54,079 You can be Brown! 699 00:59:54,080 --> 01:00:00,279 We are never going to get out of this bloody place. You are right. 700 01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:03,919 Yes, we are, Ali. .. Come on! 701 01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:07,679 We'll break a poppadum together. 702 01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:10,200 I promise. 703 01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:20,959 Hey. 704 01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:23,599 Hey! 705 01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:26,519 What is it now? Try the Samaritans. 706 01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:30,999 You want sweet? Sour is more my line. 707 01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:36,279 You want sweet? No, thanks, Ali. My jaws hurt. 708 01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:39,319 Thanks, Ali. Thanks, all the same. 709 01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:44,679 Some other time, sweetheart. You have sweet. I have a lot. 710 01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:50,870 You have sweet. I have sweet. And we say, up the arse, hey?! 711 01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:54,040 Yeah... Up the arse. 712 01:00:59,141 --> 01:01:03,199 HE WHEEZES 713 01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:05,319 Ali... 714 01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:07,360 Ali. 715 01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:11,119 Ali! 716 01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:14,240 Ali... ALI! 717 01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:18,319 Ahhh... NURSE! 718 01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:22,640 NURSE! Nu-u-u-rse. 719 01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:30,320 Ali. .. Ali...! Call 199! 720 01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:46,200 Hurry! 721 01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:55,519 Get that headboard off! 722 01:01:55,520 --> 01:02:00,210 Come on now. Take his arms! 723 01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:15,040 Set up a drip, please. 724 01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:25,920 Give me the paddles. 725 01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:30,840 Set it to 20. 726 01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:35,480 Stand clear, everyone! 727 01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:39,500 Three-forty. 728 01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:43,160 Stand clear, everyone! 729 01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:49,400 Set up a drip. Get the adrenaline. 730 01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:18,000 One last try. Stand clear, everyone! 731 01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:22,720 Check the pupils. 732 01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:26,500 Dilated, I'm afraid. 733 01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:32,159 OK, that's it. 734 01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:35,359 Time, Staff? 735 01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:40,720 14:37. 736 01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:40,720 That is time of death. 737 01:04:14,331 --> 01:04:23,799 Oh, you ARE untidy. Who is? What? 738 01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:26,479 Dropping your sweeties everywhere. 739 01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:32,519 Ah, but they're not... Try and be more careful, shall we?I'm sorry. 740 01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:39,880 Want me to unwrap one for you? 741 01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:39,880 I'd rather have a cigarette. 742 01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:39,879 Oh, no. Not one of those. 743 01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:42,519 You shouldn't smoke! 744 01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:48,710 Yes, quite right, Nurse. Quite so. It might make me ill(!) 745 01:04:49,121 --> 01:04:54,639 You been greased yet? 746 01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:58,920 No. 747 01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:58,919 Why tell us when we're busy? 748 01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:04,079 Did I say anything? Did I?! Jesus Christ on a bike! 749 01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:06,919 I'LL do it before I go off. 750 01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:12,279 It makes you more comfortable, doesn't it? Eventually. 751 01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:18,170 I... All right, I will have a sweet now, Nurse, please. 752 01:05:23,601 --> 01:05:28,879 What's the matter? 753 01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:31,239 Nothing. 754 01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:36,239 What is it? Do you want something for the pain? 755 01:05:36,240 --> 01:05:42,070 They're very nice these sweets. Very nice indeed. 756 01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:51,440 MUSIC PLAYS: "ROCKIN' IN RHYTHM" 757 01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:45,040 MARLOW AS A BOY: 758 01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:45,039 I'll find out. .. I'll find out. 759 01:06:45,040 --> 01:06:49,319 I'll find out THINGS. .. I'll find out. 760 01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:52,320 I'll find out who done it.' 761 01:06:52,330 --> 01:06:56,880 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0